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Review Ñ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ø Laurell K. Hamilton Bloody Bones Characters Õ 0 'When the monsters are involved it's never just one dead body One way or another the dead multiply'First there were the dead in the graveyard two hundred years dead I'd been hired to raise them to settle a d. So the name of this book is Bloody Bones right Well it is named after a restaurant in the book called Bloody Bones I have to wonder how many of us would be willing to eat at a place with that name Seriously they need to fire the person who came up with that one cuz yuck and mooingOh and I found another fun fact about this book Anita actually says a word often than Nike It s Browning and apparently it s some kind of gun that she really really likes The word Browning is in the book 45 times Anita loves her guns as much as other people love their babies And just like those new parents she never shuts up about it although this is a perfectly reasonable response to a spider in my opinionSo in this book we get Anita traveling to the big flashy city of Branson to do a large job that involves raising a boatload of dead bodies to ask them their names And while she is there surprise surprise there happens to be a vampire serial killer that she also needs to catch And there are fairies beautiful fairies with glittery love powers umyeah that s gonna stick with me for a whileAnita ends up needing help from Jean Claude and I have to say that I am kind of loving him at this point He dresses up Anita s apprentice Larry like a stripper and he gets drunk off of blood and has a giggling fit let s get out of here before fangface busts a gutJean Claude was doubled over with laughter He seemed to think fangface was outrageously funny He also finds Anita s swearing amusing I like that in a man My husband actually got shocked when he read one of my reviews that had the f word in it It s his fault for encouraging me by laughing anytime I say it

Review Bloody Bones

Bloody Bones

Review Ñ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ø Laurell K. Hamilton Bloody Bones Characters Õ 0 Ispute over who owned the land they were buried inThen there were the three dead teenagers in the woods slaughtered in a way I'd never seen beforeAnd then they found the dead girl drained of blood and left i. Although I never really learned to like Anita Blake she was always tolerable until Bloody Bones Didn t Anita complain about all of the Were s alpha fightdominance nonsense in Lunatic Cafe Really she is no better than the Were s here If you take out all of the I m a bigger badass than you are scenes descriptions of corny outfits you are left with nothing than a short story Granted I do like Hamilton s story telling But at this point I feel as if I am wading through the same crap I have read over and over again in every other Anita Blake novel Hamilton should give her fans some credit by now we know Anita sleeps with guns surrounding her and oversize clothes hide her multiple weapons in custom made holsters We know she wears polo shirts black jeans Nike s and sleeps in oversize t shirts Must we continue to read this in every chapter Really Further how does Anita always win every stupid ass contest she begins I m not talking about showdowns with the bad guysmonsters I mean every other character she encounters The woman has no humility no shame no reflection on her actions Why is Larry so loyal to her Why do Jean Claude and Richard love her She is an asshole Outwardly and even in her private thoughtsSolidifying my disgust with the entire series was the afterward to the novel Hamilton gave Anita Blake full Mary Sue status by pointing out all of the similarities between the two of them I don t know why it irritated me so much but it did Perhaps because in Bloody Bones I realized that despite being so self righteous Anita is also a hypocrite Or maybe it is because I had a crappy weekend and only slept four hours last night Whatever the reason I am done with this series for a long time possibly for good If Anita s boss were to fire her or Larry turned his back on her leaving Anita to do some soul searching and change her ways a little that would be an interesting novel Really story line to make her change her attitude But to know that she will continue to have the last word and solve all problems with guns well I have read that already No need to read it again

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Review Ñ PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ø Laurell K. Hamilton Bloody Bones Characters Õ 0 N her bed I knew what that meant of course It didn't take a degree in preternatural studies to figure out that something was wrong And I was right in the middle of it My name is Anita Blake Welcome to my lif. The creativity that seeps into Laurell Hamilton s book is astonishing With that said Bloody Bones is one of her books in the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series that really doesn t do it for me There are parts of this book that make you read super fast in anticipation of how a scene will turn out Unfortunately those scenes are few and far between in this book Bloody Bones is a wonderful book filled with profound imagination and lingering betrayal The twists in this book are interesting but other than the few scenes that really gripped me the book is somewhat boring to me Anita Blake an arrogant and rude animator and vampire hunter is stuck between the two men in her life that leave her drowning in lustful sexual tension This book continues to incorporate mild sexual descriptions but I can guarantee you that it will not last A few books later and WHAM yumminess 3 It was St Patrick s Day and the only green I was wearing was a button that read Pinch me and you re dead meat I d started work last night with a green blouse on but I d gotten blood all over it from a beheaded chicken Although there are a few key points to this book that are severely disturbing there is little description which I am thankful for pedophile vampires Eww The homicidal scene that Blake and her proteg are investigating is pretty brutal As weird as this may sound I love it The back of the skull was full of blood and gore like a gruesome cup but the brain was gone The blade had sliced him open across the chest and stomach His intestines spilled out in a thick rubbery mass What I thought was his stomach had spilled out from the wound like a balloon half inflated The left leg had been chopped off at the hip joint The ragged cloth of his jeans clung to the hole like the petals of an unopened flower The left arm had been ripped out just below the elbow The bone of the humerus was dark with dried blood sticking up at an odd angle as if the entire arm had been broken at the shoulder and no longer moved More violent Had this one struggled a little I am looking forward to the next book of this series The Killing dance I recommend this book to anyone reading the Anita Blake series Although there is moderate violence in this book the sexual content continues to be somewhat mild I do not recommend this book to immature adults or anyone that is sensitive the wonderfully twisted parts of life that ordinary people are blind to Happy Reading

  • Paperback
  • 452
  • Bloody Bones
  • Laurell K. Hamilton
  • English
  • 13 December 2019
  • 9780755355334