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review Girl Online 103 Com o nickname Garota Online Penny escreve um blog no ual desabafa seus sentimentos mais íntimos sobre amizade meninos os dramas do colégio sua família maluca e os ataues de pânico ue começaram Find all of my reviews at THIS is the book that broke the record for highest first week sales of all time leaving Harry Potter in its wake Here s what Professor Snape thinks about that And here s what I think I picked up Girl Online for the simple fact that it was breaking sales records left and right I had certainly never heard of Zoella before And then Then I found out the author maybe seems she didn t even write this piece of garbage at this point was someone who became famous via You Tube No offense to all you YouTubers out there but someone who became famous for vlogging is not someone I would automatically euate with having the ability to write a novel Lucky for us all not this is the age where every Joe Blow seems to be getting an automatic extension on their 15 minutes of fame in order to make an extra dollar or twelveBut like I said I didn t know anything about this book or the author upon starting When I read the synopsis I figured I would at least enjoy this little story I read and like a lot of young adult selections and I m 100% addicted to a certain program about a girl with a blog For those of you who like me are unfamiliar with this book the premise is as follows Penny is your average awkward teenager She s a little clumsy and a lot unsure about her looks In order to connect with others like herself Penny starts a blog called GirlOnline where she can express herself anonymously All is well until she starts blogging about a mystery man she met and romanced while visiting New York City with her family and it turns out he is not only a little famous but also has a famous girlfriend to bootSounds clich d but potentially adorable right Yeah notsamuch While the clich s and overused storyline could have been forgiven the horrible writing and terrible characters cannot Some of my issues were1 This blog by an anonymous rando goes from zero to 10715 followers in less than a year The problem She writes about NOTHING just her day to day bullshit life There s no way she d get that kind of following Now THIS chick She s someone who deserves a following HI LAR IOUS2 Absentee parents This time around they are disguised as overworked party planners but they still let their 15 year old daughter go cavorting with a complete stranger in NYC 3 Penny is sooooooo stupid In a way it s nice to know that panic attacks are an actual thing A really cold faraway land like Russia or Norway it s cold in Norway right Black and white photos are my favorite they re like little moments of history captured forever Uhhhhh aren t all photos a little moment of history captured forever 4 And of course INSTALOVE I still don t really know very much about Noah on some deeper level it feels like I ve known him forever Is this what it means when people talk about meeting their soul mate The one near positive about the whole mess Penny s BFF and his voice of reason How can you be in love with this guy if you only just met him Zactly Unfortunately even he wore thin after awhileAccording to Goodreads I ve read 215 books this year Girl Online will easily make the Top 10 worst of those books The only thing I can say I truly enjoyed This line Prince Charming wasn t a cheater and Cinderella wasn t a ho Which was probably supposed to make me feel really sorry for Penny but somehow had me cracking up instead Whoops

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review Girl Online 103 A dominar sua vida uando as coisas vão de mal a pior sua família a leva para Nova York onde ela conhece Noah um garoto lindo ue toca guitarra e com uem ela parece ter muito em comum De repente el As soon as I heard this book was coming out I was uick to judge and very uick to assume it would be a pile of total hideousness And sadly I was not wrong This book claims to be Zoella s or Zoe Suggs debut novel which before I even start the review was very unlikely to have been written by her at all This book screams GHOSTWRITER or GREAT EDITING TEAM It feels like Zoe s had the idea for the story written a couple of pages and then left the story building to the team at Penguin The narrative feels disjointed and it s clear from the style of writing that this was not written by Zoe alone It claims to be a novel which by definition means fiction However this book is almost a mirror image of Zoe s life a girl who lives in Brighton runs a blog has anxiety issues has an obsession with fairy lights bath bombs and scented candlesneed I go on The age old adage always suggests write what you know and it feels like Zoe knows very little else So much so she has written a book that couldn t be closer to her own life if she tried Granted she s not exactly the same as her protagonist but I think it s fair to say there can be no mistaking who she s based on The story itself is predictable to the point of being boring I have no problem with predictable plots in fact I enjoy predictable books if the route to the predictable ending is enjoyable Sadly this one was not The narrative was also stuffed with a clich of characters the gay best friend the not so nice girl best friend the boy who s out of her league but ends up loving her the dreamy love interest etc Again nothing wrong with a clich or two but only if they re written well and sadly these characters were not in fact they were some of the most two dimensional characters I ve ever come across in fiction As I mentioned before the writing is stilted and feels as though it s not been written by the same person There are moments of impressive mature writing and then moments that feel as though they ve just been clobbered together with Basic English I know I m not the target audience for this book at all it s girls of around 12 16 that are probably most enthused by this book but in my opinion a good book is one that can be read and enjoyed by all ages I can t criticise it completely The book does a mediocre job of addressing anxiety and also covers a few other sensitive topics but it just feels like I ve wasted my time reading it I really wanted to be proved wrong I wanted to love this book and enjoy every word but sadly I didn t and I m not surprised It seems anything with Zoe s name on will sell and with people wanting to cash in on that success it doesn t really matter about the uality of what s being put out there I imagine that if Penguin had read this book without a famous name attached to it it would have ended up in the slush pile and forgotten about If you re a loyal Zoella fan love fairy lights a good scented candle and don t get bored of repetitive descriptions and a predictable clich d plot then this is the book for you Sadly as a 21 year old woman I cannot and wouldn t recommend this to anyone I m sorry I tried I really did

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review Girl Online 103 A percebe ue está se apaixonando e escreve sobre cada momento dessa história em seu blog de maneira anônima Só ue Noah também tem um segredo ue ameaça arruinar o disfarce de Penny para sempr I like Zoe s YouTube channel but I just don t see this book as being any good the plot is unoriginal with the whole anonymous blog thing that we ve seen a million times before in books Let s face it she only got this deal because of her fame had she submitted it to a publisher without being well known would it still be being released I m not sure

  • Paperback
  • 308
  • Girl Online
  • Zoe Sugg
  • Portuguese
  • 10 July 2019
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