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  • Hardcover
  • 240
  • Dear Girls Intimate Tales Untold Secrets and Advice for Living Your Best Life
  • Ali Wong
  • English
  • 17 March 2019
  • 9780525508830

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FREE DOWNLOAD Dear Girls Intimate Tales Untold Secrets and Advice for Living Your Best Life SUMMARY ☆ Dear Girls Intimate Tales Untold Secrets and Advice for Living Your Best Life READ & DOWNLOAD ¶ LO-MAPS.RU Ú Ali Wong Became a popular Halloween costume Wong told the world her remarkably unfiltered thoughts on marriage sex Asian culture working women and why you never see new mom comics on stage but you sure see plenty of new dadsThe sharp insights and humor are even personal in this completely original collection She shares the wisdom she's learned from a life in comedy and reveals stories from her lif CONGRATULATIONS Goodreads Choice Awards Humor WinnerThis was such a reprieve from what turned out to be a heavy month I can t remember the last time I ve laughed so hard and my only gripe is that I wish there was Seriously I could listen to Ali Wong and her personal brand of female humor all day every day This was excellent as an audio book read by Wong Highly recommended

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Dear Girls Intimate Tales Untold Secrets and Advice for Living Your Best Life

FREE DOWNLOAD Dear Girls Intimate Tales Untold Secrets and Advice for Living Your Best Life SUMMARY ☆ Dear Girls Intimate Tales Untold Secrets and Advice for Living Your Best Life READ & DOWNLOAD ¶ LO-MAPS.RU Ú Ali Wong E off stage including the brutal singles life in New York ie the inevitable confrontation with erectile dysfunction reconnecting with her roots and drinking snake blood in Vietnam tales of being a wild child growing up in San Francisco and parenting war stories Though addressed to her daughters Ali Wong's letters are absurdly funny surprisingly moving and enlightening and disgusting for a Ali Wong makes me laugh she is not only hilariously funnybut underneath her raunchy humor she s a down to earth sweetie pie luv bug Dear Girls is her memoir non fiction book for her fans I m one of them and anyone curious about her It s written as a letter to her two young little girlswith instructions NOT TOBE READ UNTIL AGE 21 I loved this book I loved reading about Alieverything AliWe learn about Ali s upbringing and her personal life with love for her handsome Asian husband and her two daughtersthe heart of what matters most A few excerpts below One of the worst places I performed regularly at was Our Little Theater It literally seated eight people and was located in the heart of the Tenderloin district That neighborhood was home to Southeast Asian refugees a million drug addicts and a truly remarkable amount of human feces on the street There was no time to think about my set when walking to Our Little Theater because I was too busy trying not to get robbed and jumping over doo doo and syringes on the sidewalk That s a game of hopscotch you need to win Because if you lose your consolation prize is ebola WORDS of WISDOM fromAli to her daughters At some point you gotta go Mama loves you but it s so important to get out of your hometown and get the fuck away from your family As the youngest of four kids I was always being observed by my siblings who would judge my every decision They had a set idea of who I was and it affected me It was limiting Everything I said generally had no credence because I was at least ten years younger than every single person in my family so what did I know When I got away from them I finally felt like I could be the person I was meant to be which just happened to be a person who talked about her wish to put nail polish remover in men s buttholes so she could accomplish two things at once Chances are that neither of you is also that person My family had always told me how to speak and how to feel about things Part of what was so liberating about being on stage was that I could say whatever I wanted without having loved ones comment on it Regardless of how the strangers would respond at least they were strangers who didn t know me or have any real authority over who I was I loved the anonymity of my conversations with an audience Deciding to move to NYC after four years of doing stand up in San Francisco was hard for Ali She was 26 at the time and there were girls just out of college ordering her around who had nicer bags and shoes and she did Every day in NYC was about spending as little money as possible I didn t see any movies or eat out unless they went out on a date or it was pizza or falafel Ninety percent of the time I cooked at the SoHo loft I d buy lentils from a bulk bin at the East Village co op and boil them to eat with salt like a medieval peasant And then I d steam some vegetables from Chinatown For three dollars and fifty cents I found a place that sold half of a cooked chicken that was probably loaded with enough antibiotics to turn my blood into Purell Pretty much the worst thing about being a woman in stand up is that you are always forced to socialize with male stand up comics girlfriends Comedy reuires taking risks and Ali takes them She s had nights of people yelling boo She learned from those devastating nights She s a comic that seriously works hard at her craft She learned early to diversify her crowds She said yes to every opportunity to do a set in other cities even if it meant losing money Ali gives advice to her daughters about stand updon t do itabout men dating men should pay on a first date sex pregnancy family things she learned from her Vietnamese immigrant mother siblings etc shoes wear flats about making mistakes make them and about the many choices they will make in their lifetime Ali also shared with her daughters and us shameful things she did in her youthsmoked her first cigarette at age 11shoplifted lipstick One New Years Eve when I was seventeen I made out with thirteen boys and three girls That s basically an entire high school production of Oliver etc she promised her daughters that things get way better after their teen yearsHow anyone can t see Ali Wong s greatness her warm hearted honest goodness her gift to the world as an unguarded human being is beyond me Yep I love Ali s stand upAnd reading this book was a deeply pleasurable The last chapter the Afterword is written by Ali s husband Justin HakutaHe writes a letter to his girls Dear Mari and Nikki Justin is mensch of a husband and fatherLooking forward to listening to the Audiobook I can already imagine how enjoyable it will be to hear Ali read itThank you Random House Netgalley and Ali Wong Cheating for the Chicken Man kids I was always being observed by my siblings who would judge my every decision They had a set idea of who I was and it affected me It was limiting Everything I said generally had no credence because I was at least ten years younger than every single person in my family so what did I The Last Runaway know When I got away from them I finally felt like I could be the person I was meant to be which just happened to be a person who talked about her wish to put nail polish remover in men s buttholes so she could accomplish two things at once Chances are that neither of you is also that person My family had always told me how to speak and how to feel about things Part of what was so liberating about being on stage was that I could say whatever I wanted without having loved ones comment on it Regardless of how the strangers would respond at least they were strangers who didn t On Tidy Endings know me or have any real authority over who I was I loved the anonymity of my conversations with an audience Deciding to move to NYC after four years of doing stand up in San Francisco was hard for Ali She was 26 at the time and there were girls just out of college ordering her around who had nicer bags and shoes and she did Every day in NYC was about spending as little money as possible I didn t see any movies or eat out unless they went out on a date or it was pizza or falafel Ninety percent of the time I cooked at the SoHo loft I d buy lentils from a bulk bin at the East Village co op and boil them to eat with salt like a medieval peasant And then I d steam some vegetables from Chinatown For three dollars and fifty cents I found a place that sold half of a cooked chicken that was probably loaded with enough antibiotics to turn my blood into Purell Pretty much the worst thing about being a woman in stand up is that you are always forced to socialize with male stand up comics girlfriends Comedy reuires taking risks and Ali takes them She s had nights of people yelling boo She learned from those devastating nights She s a comic that seriously works hard at her craft She learned early to diversify her crowds She said yes to every opportunity to do a set in other cities even if it meant losing money Ali gives advice to her daughters about stand updon t do itabout men dating men should pay on a first date sex pregnancy family things she learned from her Vietnamese immigrant mother siblings etc shoes wear flats about making mistakes make them and about the many choices they will make in their lifetime Ali also shared with her daughters and us shameful things she did in her youthsmoked her first cigarette at age 11shoplifted lipstick One New Years Eve when I was seventeen I made out with thirteen boys and three girls That s basically an entire high school production of Oliver etc she promised her daughters that things get way better after their teen yearsHow anyone can t see Ali Wong s greatness her warm hearted honest goodness her gift to the world as an unguarded human being is beyond me Yep I love Ali s stand upAnd reading this book was a deeply pleasurable The last chapter the Afterword is written by Ali s husband Justin HakutaHe writes a letter to his girls Dear Mari and Nikki Justin is mensch of a husband and fatherLooking forward to listening to the Audiobook I can already imagine how enjoyable it will be to hear Ali read itThank you Random House Netgalley and Ali Wong

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FREE DOWNLOAD Dear Girls Intimate Tales Untold Secrets and Advice for Living Your Best Life SUMMARY ☆ Dear Girls Intimate Tales Untold Secrets and Advice for Living Your Best Life READ & DOWNLOAD ¶ LO-MAPS.RU Ú Ali Wong Ali Wong's heartfelt and hilarious letters to her daughters the two she put to work while they were still in utero covering everything they need to know in life like the unpleasant details of dating how to be a working mom in a male dominated profession and how she trapped their dadIn her hit Netflix comedy special Baby Cobra an eight month pregnant Ali Wong resonated so heavily that she I ve felt an increasing amount of jealousy and resentment from certain white male comics I hear that line a lot Me I m just another white guy Here s a solution Try being a funnier white guy I had such a fun time reading this book Dear Girls was given to me as a gift and at first I wasn t sure how much it was really my thing or even if I was going to read it I like Ali Wong s stand up just fine but I don t read many books by comedians just Born a Crime which you definitely should read Also I say I like Ali Wong because I love how she tells really relatable stories and doesn t sugarcoat them with nice words but I m also not a huge fan of crude humour Look I grew up in Yorkshire where everyone has a crude sense of humour In the beautiful land of God s Own County you might hear a passing child yell something about py I m only sorta joking I m immune to it at this pointBut you know this book was really entertaining and surprisingly sweet and heartwarming in a hilarious way Wong writes the book as a series of letters to her young daughters about life love sex dating careers motherhood and being East Asian It s a good one of those funny serious books in that she s talking about important things but is determined to never lose her sense of humour or trim her hairy bush As we say in Yorkshire good lassWhat Ali Wong does is normalize all the gross and embarrassing stuff that many people do but won t talk about fart during yoga grow a huge forest in the pubic region date multiple guys who lose their erections it s uite refreshingSometimes it seems like Ali Wong is fearless because her comedy is so without inhibition but she also confesses to her own worries and fears and failures in this book She leaves her daughters with a powerful message though they are going to cringe so hard when they finally read this lol that it s okay to fail to mess up to sleep with the wrong person to pick yourself up again and laugh about it How wonderful that these girls have a mother behind them who is simultaneously so strong AND willing to be vulnerableOh and the food All the talk of delicious food in this book made me so hungry Blog Facebook Twitter Instagram Youtube Fabriquer sa lessive, ses produits d'entretien, son dentifrice... know in life like the unpleasant details of dating how to be a working mom in a male dominated profession and how she trapped their dadIn her hit Netflix comedy special Baby Cobra an eight month pregnant Ali Wong resonated so heavily that she I ve felt an increasing amount of jealousy and resentment from certain white male comics I hear that line a lot Me I m just another white guy Here s a solution Try being a funnier white guy I had such a fun time reading this book Dear Girls was given to me as a gift and at first I wasn t sure how much it was really my thing or even if I was going to read it I like Ali Wong s stand up just fine but I don t read many books by comedians just Born a Crime which you definitely should read Also I say I like Ali Wong because I love how she tells really relatable stories and doesn t sugarcoat them with nice words but I m also not a huge fan of crude humour Look I grew up in Yorkshire where everyone has a crude sense of humour In the beautiful land of God s Own County you might hear a passing child yell something about py I m only sorta joking I m immune to it at this pointBut you The Burning The Haunting of Grey Hills #1 know this book was really entertaining and surprisingly sweet and heartwarming in a hilarious way Wong writes the book as a series of letters to her young daughters about life love sex dating careers motherhood and being East Asian It s a good one of those funny serious books in that she s talking about important things but is determined to never lose her sense of humour or trim her hairy bush As we say in Yorkshire good lassWhat Ali Wong does is normalize all the gross and embarrassing stuff that many people do but won t talk about fart during yoga grow a huge forest in the pubic region date multiple guys who lose their erections it s uite refreshingSometimes it seems like Ali Wong is fearless because her comedy is so without inhibition but she also confesses to her own worries and fears and failures in this book She leaves her daughters with a powerful message though they are going to cringe so hard when they finally read this lol that it s okay to fail to mess up to sleep with the wrong person to pick yourself up again and laugh about it How wonderful that these girls have a mother behind them who is simultaneously so strong AND willing to be vulnerableOh and the food All the talk of delicious food in this book made me so hungry Blog Facebook Twitter Instagram Youtube