[Ready Player One Download] ebook By Ernest Cline


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  • Ready Player One
  • Ernest Cline
  • English
  • 04 October 2019
  • 9780307887436

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Ready Player One Download ´ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free De stumbles upon the first clue he finds himself beset by players willing to kill to take this ultimate prize The race is on and if Wade's going to survive he'll have to win and confront the real world he's always been so desperate to escap. WARNING UNPOPULAR OPINION BECAUSE I DIDN T FUCKING LIKE READY PLAYER ONEanyone I saw writing a negative review for this got like abused in their comments BUT Im going for it anyway unmarked spoilers ahead ft appearances from the voices of adele and beyonce sum up Ready Player One in a single word wankyreplace with that 400 page book which used 80s references to condescend people not invested in that culture was incomparably wankyokay I m going to start with the good stuff the worldbuilding around the OASIS and the setting was really good I thought that the way that OASIS was built described and functioned within this world was very well thought out and clever It was definitely something high tech enough to be interesting but also realistic enough to be plausible The setting in 2044 and the way the Earthliving standards are set up are well thought out The other tech industry was a good villain in that I thought their motivations were plausible and the interaction between them and the OASIS made sense The gamers motivations to prevent the Sixers from winning and ruining OASIS were believable and the worldbuilding was intertwined with the motivations of characters which I liked It was reasonably fast paced OG WHAT A GUY HIS NAME IS FUCKING OG THE GREAT AND POWERFUL IM LAUGHINOKAY AND NOW I GET SALTYFirst things first back to my point about it being wanky I KNEW I was coming into this book to get lots of 80s references I was fine with that I was excited for it I wanted the nostalgic feel of Stranger Things because thats what people told me I d get I wanted that homage things I didn t get that What I got instead was a gate keeping attitude in which any personcharacter who didn t have enough knowledge of the 80 s was deemed not smart enough and not cool enough The overabundance of 80s references reached the point of insanity I can t get over this bit when Art3mis orders some drink and Wade is like OH SHE S GETTING THAT BECAUSE IT S THE SAME AS CHARACTER DRINKS SO COOL SHE S WORTHY The 80 s references were so oversaturated I couldn t actually separate them from their characters Like these characters literally WERE 80 s references the whole time it just felt like the author was leaning over me like yeah yeah i know so many references mhhm another one another one YOU THINK I don t have HAHA fooled Have another have ten I know everything there is to know about the 80 s don t test me kid you don t know explicit detail of every spider man comic ever released FAKE FAN FAKE FAN Anyway it was really fucking annoying It should have been a nice throwback to the 80 s not a fucking wank fest in which everyone loses their fucking mind and can t keep it together over pac man But seriously the condescending tone about people who don t LIVE THE EIGHTIES annoyed me so fucking much Right next up characters Wade was so fucking annoying First of all his attitude sucked But that aside his charactersation was just not good His knowledge of the 80 s was just unbelievable He mentions at least a dozen shows that he s watched a dozen or so times now I m struggling to believe he actually had time to watch the amount of shit he has that many times His knowledge was all consuming and it was just unrealistic He has literally no flaws his main flaw he s overweight and a geek boy who can t get girls Well do not worry Welcome to Wade s Biggest Loser Story I spent 4 weeks doing pushups in the morning and now I look like an Abercrombie model You re a geek boy well don t worry you re superior to all those other boys anyway You re a nice boy and anyway beyonce voice who run the world geeks geeks Wade owns 5 fedoras JFGHFJG HE JUS ANNOYED ME SO MUCH ALWAYS BITCHING ABOUT HOW GIRLS FIND HIM WEIRD WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN T LIKE STALK THEM FAM Wade honestly felt like such a self insertwish fulfilment type character He annoyed me so fucking much he was just rude and weird and his obsession with Art3mis wasn t healthy His obsession with Hallidays and OASIS genuinely wasn t healthy The female characters were so ghdh WE DESERVE BETTER Art3mis had potential to be a great character but she was ultimately reduced to a love interest She tried to separate from Wade to focus on the Easter Egg but then he stalks her and she ends up with him Also I found it annoying we were supposed to give Wade Nice Boy Points for thinking her curvy avatar was hot when we ALL KNOW it was the KimK type curvy and SHE LITERALLY IS TINY THIN IRL ANYWAY Aech is so adele voice WE COULD OF HAD IT ALL Representation is NOT real when it s a twist It s so disappointing Aech was a black female lesbian and we didn t get to see that AT ALL We get 1 chapter before she goes back to being a male in the OASIS Urgh it s just annoying I know Ernest Cline was trying to do a oh look you treated this person a certain way thinking they were whitemalestraight now treat them the same when u know they re blackfemalegay BUT IT WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN WAY BETTER IF WADES BEST FRIEND WAS REPRESENTED AS A GAY BLACK GIRL You can t even say this is a diverse book because thats a spoiler urrhtgtjhgkjalso fml because Kira is also the reason Og and Halliday stopped being friends like why do they only exist for male relationships angst urghThe main evil guy in the evil corporation who s name I can t remember was so plain He was such a stock villain and he just died Deus ex Machina Can t pass a level Don t worry I will magically whip some obscure knowledge out my ass to save the day Party got crushed by a sinister army lucky some guy at this party happens to be able to fight them with unbelievable rule defying levels of power don t have somewhere to stay NO WORRIES a random billionaire is gonna show up in a space thats supposed to be barred to all characters to offer you sanctuary didn t the rules of this universe establish this was a private chat room yeah they did but turns out there s this other rule where thats not true SURPRISE Died Well no worries Turns out you re the first person in history to get a FREE LIFEit annoyed me how convenient some plot points wereOTHER STUFF I JUST DIDN T LIKE There is a bit when a character calls paraplegic people repulsive YOU CAN T GO FROM OBESE TO MUSCULAR IN 8 WEEKS FROM DOING 20 MINUTE EXERCISES ACTUALLY FUCK OFF IDK WHY THIS ANNOYED ME SO MUCH BUT IT DID the fact he s called Wade like Wade Wilson it says alot tbh stalking stalking stalking the fact I had to read an entire chapter of Wade talking about the sex he had with a doll and masturbating and how it s like THE COOLEST BOY THING EVER TOO MUCH detail it felt like a slog I was skimming entire pages of irrelevent detail about exactly what model of haptic suit Wade decided to buy that daySo yeah overall I just didn t have a good time with this book it was just so obnoxious and annoying I couldn t get into it at all lmfao worst hype ever aaaaanddddd A Fools Paradise escap. WARNING UNPOPULAR OPINION BECAUSE I DIDN T FUCKING LIKE READY PLAYER ONEanyone I saw writing a negative review for this got like abused in their comments BUT Im going for it anyway unmarked spoilers ahead ft appearances from the voices of adele and beyonce sum up Ready Player One in a single word wankyreplace with that 400 page book which used 80s references to condescend people not invested in that culture was incomparably wankyokay I m going to start with the good stuff the worldbuilding around the OASIS and the setting was really good I thought that the way that OASIS was built described and functioned within this world was very well thought out and clever It was definitely something high tech Lardżelka enough to be interesting but also realistic Beauty Ravished enough to be plausible The setting in 2044 and the way the Earthliving standards are set up are well thought out The other tech industry was a good villain in that I thought their motivations were plausible and the interaction between them and the OASIS made sense The gamers motivations to prevent the Sixers from winning and ruining OASIS were believable and the worldbuilding was intertwined with the motivations of characters which I liked It was reasonably fast paced OG WHAT A GUY HIS NAME IS FUCKING OG THE GREAT AND POWERFUL IM LAUGHINOKAY AND NOW I GET SALTYFirst things first back to my point about it being wanky I KNEW I was coming into this book to get lots of 80s references I was fine with that I was Reviving the Broken Marionette excited for it I wanted the nostalgic feel of Stranger Things because thats what people told me I d get I wanted that homage things I didn t get that What I got instead was a gate keeping attitude in which any personcharacter who didn t have Service Book of the Antiochian Orthodox Christian Archdiocese of North America enough knowledge of the 80 s was deemed not smart A Curse So Dark and Lonely enough and not cool Look Again enough The overabundance of 80s references reached the point of insanity I can t get over this bit when Art3mis orders some drink and Wade is like OH SHE S GETTING THAT BECAUSE IT S THE SAME AS CHARACTER DRINKS SO COOL SHE S WORTHY The 80 s references were so oversaturated I couldn t actually separate them from their characters Like these characters literally WERE 80 s references the whole time it just felt like the author was leaning over me like yeah yeah i know so many references mhhm another one another one YOU THINK I don t have HAHA fooled Have another have ten I know Alla vi barn i Bullerbyn everything there is to know about the 80 s don t test me kid you don t know Il piacere nel Medioevo explicit detail of Drunk on the Moon ever released FAKE FAN FAKE FAN Anyway it was really fucking annoying It should have been a nice throwback to the 80 s not a fucking wank fest in which Der ganze weg everyone loses their fucking mind and can t keep it together over pac man But seriously the condescending tone about people who don t LIVE THE EIGHTIES annoyed me so fucking much Right next up characters Wade was so fucking annoying First of all his attitude sucked But that aside his charactersation was just not good His knowledge of the 80 s was just unbelievable He mentions at least a dozen shows that he s watched a dozen or so times now I m struggling to believe he actually had time to watch the amount of shit he has that many times His knowledge was all consuming and it was just unrealistic He has literally no flaws his main flaw he s overweight and a geek boy who can t get girls Well do not worry Welcome to Wade s Biggest Loser Story I spent 4 weeks doing pushups in the morning and now I look like an Abercrombie model You re a geek boy well don t worry you re superior to all those other boys anyway You re a nice boy and anyway beyonce voice who run the world geeks geeks Wade owns 5 fedoras JFGHFJG HE JUS ANNOYED ME SO MUCH ALWAYS BITCHING ABOUT HOW GIRLS FIND HIM WEIRD WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN T LIKE STALK THEM FAM Wade honestly felt like such a self insertwish fulfilment type character He annoyed me so fucking much he was just rude and weird and his obsession with Art3mis wasn t healthy His obsession with Hallidays and OASIS genuinely wasn t healthy The female characters were so ghdh WE DESERVE BETTER Art3mis had potential to be a great character but she was ultimately reduced to a love interest She tried to separate from Wade to focus on the Easter Egg but then he stalks her and she Rich Habits Poor Habits ends up with him Also I found it annoying we were supposed to give Wade Nice Boy Points for thinking her curvy avatar was hot when we ALL KNOW it was the KimK type curvy and SHE LITERALLY IS TINY THIN IRL ANYWAY Aech is so adele voice WE COULD OF HAD IT ALL Representation is NOT real when it s a twist It s so disappointing Aech was a black female lesbian and we didn t get to see that AT ALL We get 1 chapter before she goes back to being a male in the OASIS Urgh it s just annoying I know Ernest Cline was trying to do a oh look you treated this person a certain way thinking they were whitemalestraight now treat them the same when u know they re blackfemalegay BUT IT WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN WAY BETTER IF WADES BEST FRIEND WAS REPRESENTED AS A GAY BLACK GIRL You can t El Metal even say this is a diverse book because thats a spoiler urrhtgtjhgkjalso fml because Kira is also the reason Og and Halliday stopped being friends like why do they only The Ichneutae of Sophocles with Notes and a Translation Into English Preceded by Introductory Chapters Dealing with the Play with Satyric Drama an exist for male relationships angst urghThe main Kana Pict o Graphix Mnemonics for Japanese Hiragana and Katakana evil guy in the Sienkiewicz Żywot pisarza evil corporation who s name I can t remember was so plain He was such a stock villain and he just died Deus TFS Ingenuity The Terran Fleet Command Saga #1 ex Machina Can t pass a level Don t worry I will magically whip some obscure knowledge out my ass to save the day Party got crushed by a sinister army lucky some guy at this party happens to be able to fight them with unbelievable rule defying levels of power don t have somewhere to stay NO WORRIES a random billionaire is gonna show up in a space thats supposed to be barred to all characters to offer you sanctuary didn t the rules of this universe Wybor idiomów angielskich establish this was a private chat room yeah they did but turns out there s this other rule where thats not true SURPRISE Died Well no worries Turns out you re the first person in history to get a FREE LIFEit annoyed me how convenient some plot points wereOTHER STUFF I JUST DIDN T LIKE There is a bit when a character calls paraplegic people repulsive YOU CAN T GO FROM OBESE TO MUSCULAR IN 8 WEEKS FROM DOING 20 MINUTE EXERCISES ACTUALLY FUCK OFF IDK WHY THIS ANNOYED ME SO MUCH BUT IT DID the fact he s called Wade like Wade Wilson it says alot tbh stalking stalking stalking the fact I had to read an How Could She? entire chapter of Wade talking about the sex he had with a doll and masturbating and how it s like THE COOLEST BOY THING EVER TOO MUCH detail it felt like a slog I was skimming Words on Words entire pages of irrelevent detail about Finding Magic exactly what model of haptic suit Wade decided to buy that daySo yeah overall I just didn t have a good time with this book it was just so obnoxious and annoying I couldn t get into it at all lmfao worst hype Half My Blood Dartmoor #25 ever aaaaanddddd

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Ready Player One Download ´ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free E to studying the puzzles hidden within this world's digital confines puzzles that are based on their creator's obsession with the pop culture of decades past and that promise massive power and fortune to whoever can unlock them But when Wa. That one star is probably misleadingI thought this was going to be a 4 5 star book for a good portion of the time I spent reading it The 80s pop culture references are so pervasive and so relevant to my life that at times the book felt like it been written specifically for me The love interest is described as being like Jordan from Real Geniusc monButAll of the Star Wars Ferris Bueller and Highlander references in the world can t hide that this story is at best empty and at worst ugly Rote plotting un earned dickensian coincidences clumsy deus ex machina I still don t know how to pluralize that term the worst kind of tokenism disguised as actually valuing diversity a profound neglect of the complexities of the realvirtual world dichotomyCline has adopted some of the style of Gibson and Stephenson but none of the substanceIn a nice manifestation of the novel s lack of self awareness Cline at one point derides the villains of the book for simply using Johnny 5 style robots from Short Circuit instead coming up with their own design This appropriation he explaines demonstrates a lack of imagination a valid criticism that only too accurately applies to the ostensible heroes of the book as well as to Cline himselfUpdate The plural of deus ex machina is dei ex machinis Thanks The Awl

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Ready Player One Download ´ PDF, DOC, TXT, eBook or Kindle ePUB free Librarian's note An alternate cover edition can be found hereIN THE YEAR 2044 reality is an ugly place The only time teenage Wade Watts really feels alive is when he's jacked into the virtual utopia known as the OASIS Wade's devoted his lif. This book is a geek fantasy A nerd utopia Speaking as a formerly addicted World of Warcraft player among others I loved itI believe you can tell the author s passion from what he s written and it is clear from this book that Ernest Cline is a fellow gamer and geek I salute him His ardor for games is so clearly felt within this book A fellow fangirlfanboy can sniff out a fake one like a dead fish within a Bath and Body Works ok that may be a bad example but you catch my drift Ernest Cline is a real deal fanboy I salute you sirThis book is for fanboys and fangirls There are those who don t like it There are those who feel that there are needless references inserted solely for a wink and a nudge from the author to the reader To those people I say SO WHAT I welcomed those references It makes me feel good because I know what they are Is there something wrong with feeling good and getting an innocent giggle out of understanding a reference GSS had also licensed preexisting virtual worlds from their competitors so content that had already been created for games like Everuest and World of Warcraft was ported over to the OASIS and copies of Norrath and Azeroth were added to the growing catalog of OASIS planets Other virtual worlds soon followed suit from the Metaverse to the Matrix The Firefly universe was anchored in a sector adjacent to the Star Wars galaxy with a detailed re creation of the Star Trek universe in the sector adjacent to that IN ONE PARAGRAPH HE REFERENCED SO MANY THINGS THAT I LOVE How could I hate the references I have a soul I get excited okSo here s what I liked about this book1 I liked the main character2 I liked the future world3 I liked the realistic feeling of an online gaming sceneWade is a good kid He s had a rough life He s depressed but he never reaches martyr status The year after my mom died I spent a lot of time wallowing in self pity and despair I tried to look on the bright side to remind myself that orphaned or not I was still better off than most of the kids in Africa And Asia And North America too I d always had a roof over my head and than enough food to eat And I had the OASIS My life wasn t so bad At least that s what I kept telling myself in a vain attempt to stave off the epic loneliness I now felt He s nothing special He s an overweight and simultaneously malnourished kid He doesn t do too well in school He could be any of my friends who have played gamesHe is a nice kid He doesn t blame people for circumstances that are beyond their control It would have been the easiest thing to hate his mom for being drug addicted yet he doesn t I never blamed my mom for the way things were She was a victim of fate and cruel circumstance like everyone else Her generation had it the hardest She d been born into a world of plenty then had to watch it all slowly vanish It s a shitty world People have to survive the best way they know how sometimes those ways are self destructiveA lot of the problems with dystopian fiction is that they re too drastic Barely 100 years into the future the world has created a new society etc The world in this book is set in 2044 and admittedly it is pretty grim but I still found it believableThere s been an energy crisis there s global warming civilization is decline but not completely in the shithole yet Life is crappy I ve always thought that life would be awful for my grandchildren and this book pretty much tells it how I believe it could be And god help us if Trump is elected presidentI also love Cline s explanation of the way online gaming works down to its community He clearly knows his shit from user names to avatars There are some funny tidbits Students weren t allowed to use their avatar names while they were at school This was to prevent teachers from having to say ridiculous things like PimpGrease please pay attention or BigWang69 would you stand up and give us your book report But really it s the nostalgia of my gaming days that clinches this book for me The online camaraderie The late nights gaming together the bonding that takes place over Ventrilo after defeating a difficult challenge I got to know many friends whom I wouldn t ordinary have talked to in the real world It s a bonding experience that is as much a part of the game as the game itself Often it s community that truly makes the experience memorable And yes the online romances This book portrays all of that and so what if it banks on my nostalgia I ll take itGranted it is overly long and too detailed at times It does lack complexity and would be of a middle grade book if not for its length and content but overall it was a solidly good book The Joy in Business edition can be found hereIN THE YEAR 2044 reality is an ugly place The only time teenage Wade Watts really feels alive is when he's jacked into the virtual utopia known as the OASIS Wade's devoted his lif. This book is a geek fantasy A nerd utopia Speaking as a formerly addicted World of Warcraft player among others I loved itI believe you can tell the author s passion from what he s written and it is clear from this book that Ernest Cline is a fellow gamer and geek I salute him His ardor for games is so clearly felt within this book A fellow fangirlfanboy can sniff out a fake one like a dead fish within a Bath and Body Works ok that may be a bad Stuffed example but you catch my drift Ernest Cline is a real deal fanboy I salute you sirThis book is for fanboys and fangirls There are those who don t like it There are those who feel that there are needless references inserted solely for a wink and a nudge from the author to the reader To those people I say SO WHAT I welcomed those references It makes me feel good because I know what they are Is there something wrong with feeling good and getting an innocent giggle out of understanding a reference GSS had also licensed preexisting virtual worlds from their competitors so content that had already been created for games like Everuest and World of Warcraft was ported over to the OASIS and copies of Norrath and Azeroth were added to the growing catalog of OASIS planets Other virtual worlds soon followed suit from the Metaverse to the Matrix The Firefly universe was anchored in a sector adjacent to the Star Wars galaxy with a detailed re creation of the Star Trek universe in the sector adjacent to that IN ONE PARAGRAPH HE REFERENCED SO MANY THINGS THAT I LOVE How could I hate the references I have a soul I get Cotas Claim excited okSo here s what I liked about this book1 I liked the main character2 I liked the future world3 I liked the realistic feeling of an online gaming sceneWade is a good kid He s had a rough life He s depressed but he never reaches martyr status The year after my mom died I spent a lot of time wallowing in self pity and despair I tried to look on the bright side to remind myself that orphaned or not I was still better off than most of the kids in Africa And Asia And North America too I d always had a roof over my head and than The Captured Princess enough food to Pamięć brzemię i uwolnienie Niemcy wobec nazistowskiej przeszłości 1945 2010 eat And I had the OASIS My life wasn t so bad At least that s what I kept telling myself in a vain attempt to stave off the Fakers Forgers Phoneys Famous Scams and Scamps epic loneliness I now felt He s nothing special He s an overweight and simultaneously malnourished kid He doesn t do too well in school He could be any of my friends who have played gamesHe is a nice kid He doesn t blame people for circumstances that are beyond their control It would have been the Hearing the Voice of People with Dementia easiest thing to hate his mom for being drug addicted yet he doesn t I never blamed my mom for the way things were She was a victim of fate and cruel circumstance like Dreams Come to Life (Bendy and the Ink Machine, Book 1) everyone Doing without Concepts else Her generation had it the hardest She d been born into a world of plenty then had to watch it all slowly vanish It s a shitty world People have to survive the best way they know how sometimes those ways are self destructiveA lot of the problems with dystopian fiction is that they re too drastic Barely 100 years into the future the world has created a new society Radio Free Europe and the Pursuit of Democracy My War Within the Cold War etc The world in this book is set in 2044 and admittedly it is pretty grim but I still found it believableThere s been an Wytrzymałem więc jestem energy crisis there s global warming civilization is decline but not completely in the shithole yet Life is crappy I ve always thought that life would be awful for my grandchildren and this book pretty much tells it how I believe it could be And god help us if Trump is A Passion for More Wives Reveal the Affairs That Make or Break Their Marriages elected presidentI also love Cline s Kodak and the Lens of Nostalgia Cultural Frames Framing Culture explanation of the way online gaming works down to its community He clearly knows his shit from user names to avatars There are some funny tidbits Students weren t allowed to use their avatar names while they were at school This was to prevent teachers from having to say ridiculous things like PimpGrease please pay attention or BigWang69 would you stand up and give us your book report But really it s the nostalgia of my gaming days that clinches this book for me The online camaraderie The late nights gaming together the bonding that takes place over Ventrilo after defeating a difficult challenge I got to know many friends whom I wouldn t ordinary have talked to in the real world It s a bonding Spojrzenie na sztukę experience that is as much a part of the game as the game itself Often it s community that truly makes the Nue experience memorable And yes the online romances This book portrays all of that and so what if it banks on my nostalgia I ll take itGranted it is overly long and too detailed at times It does lack complexity and would be of a middle grade book if not for its length and content but overall it was a solidly good book